May 2013
theshipmustsailon:
dingdongyouarewrong:
ross-thedivorcer:
damn-a-frica:
1612th:
breadandfire:
1612th:
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
idk man i think its pronounced gif
is that john green?
if anyone asks me what tumblr is i will show them this text post
fumblrtabulous:
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
fuck, storm.
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
“In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it.”
– General Erwin Rommel (via gunrunnerhell)
There’s a grief that can’t be spoken. There’s a pain goes on and on. Empty chairs at empty tables Now my friends are dead and gone.
the-chubby-nerd:
I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
ahaha we all got kicked out of sixth form today :’)
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
calciumwaves:
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
awh max is cute and protective and awhh
teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
*and breathe*
jsgbejbslbrguis
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
Asking people to make me stop so I can’t want to do it
*repeats to self*
dirtysexualthoughts:
I just want to make love with you
w4nkerrs:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
